What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why are Boomers so vehemently opposed to student loan forgiveness?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

What is your best gay fantasy?

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

Has anyone had a romance scammer start messaging them on Quora? How do you know if the person is scamming you? What do you do?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Live and Let Die

-J W Pepper

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

The Man with the Golden Gun

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.